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unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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The secrets to never getting sick. 
*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*

thatfunnyblog:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

dundee998:

gentlemanbones:

silmeheniel:

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

WTF PEOPLE WHERE IS THE UPDATE

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE LIVING IN A VIDEO GAME. HOLD ON TO THAT KEY.

here’s the update to what was going on

clangerously:

honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

That giraffe is farting.

becca-morley:

The “Dylan Sprouse’s nudes” compilation

foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.